Kelly Maher
New newsletter & giveaways!

As part of my RT experience, my first time there as an author, I’ll be running two giveaways.

Giveaway, the first: RT 2014 Swag Bag

I will gather a Swag Bag of things given out at RT 2014 in New Orleans to send to one lucky resident of the United States who is 18 or older. To enter, you must complete the sign up form. Comments here will not be accepted as entries. But feel free to ask questions! The entry form must be completed by Saturday, May 31, 2014 11:59:59 pm EDT. Void where prohibited, and no purchase necessary! I will do another post to show the total haul once I get back from RT.

Giveaway, the second: Newsletter Sign Up

Everyone who registers for the Newsletter of Irregularity by May 31, 2014, will be tossed in a hat and a name drawn on June 1st for a $25 gift certificate to their favorite online book retailer if the book retailer allows for gift certificates. This contest is open internationally where allowed. I will be gathering emails of those who want to sign up at RT, but if you won’t be at RT, you can go to my Contact page and fill out the form there. If you want to sign up for the newsletter, but don’t want your name included in the drawing, drop me a note at kellymaher{at}

The highs and lows of the DMV

If nothing else, the last twenty-four hours has given me fodder for any contemporaries I write. Last night, I received notice that a ticket I had contested had been adjudicated in my favor. Yay not having to pay $100 ticket and therefore having drinking money for RT! Then, this morning, I went to the DMV to do a change of address. Now, I had done this online in the past, but due to implementation of new driver’s license requirements, all changes to IDs had to be made in person if you didn’t already have the new ID format, *AND* you had to bring even more information to prove you are who you say you are. Thankfully, I had all of the identity supporting paperwork easily at hand, but while I thought I had the address support, the DMV decreed that a notice from the USPS acknowledging my change of address was not sufficient in addition to my lease, so did I have any paper bills? :headdesk: I ended up running downtown to the closest office for my internet provider to get a copy of my bill as my cell phone provider has my work address as my billing address (which I found out after the very nice gentleman at the Sprint store across from the DMV office printed out my last bill). Again, :headdesk:. And then, when I got back to the DMV, the line to just get a ticket number was out the door. Thankfully because I had my previous ticket number still in hand, they let me bop to the front of the line and get a new ticket number. I should be getting my new driver’s license in the mail in a couple of weeks. And I was probably the best prepared person there, as today was the first day of implementing these new requirements.

But, hey! I’ve got RT drinking money now!

Sucked into Scooby

I’m a total Scooby-phile. Yes, I’ve seen both live action movie versions. Scrappy can be consigned to cartoon purgatory. Due to my cable-less state for years now, I missed the original airing of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. Missed, no more. I discovered it on Netflix last week, and have been gorging myself on it ever since. I probably would have finished it on Saturday, except for a party I spent most of the day at. My verdict? I wish there were more seasons because the writers arced out the overarching story so well. Truly, it’s a great example of episodic storytelling within a broader structure. I may need to watch it all over again with my notebook and pen in hand to take notes. Or Scooby snacks. As you do.

Counting the days to RT

Today is T-18 days until RT. I’ve attended the last three conventions, but I attended as alter ego. This will be my first time as Kelly. I’m really very excited about this, especially as I’ll be participating in the mega book signing on Saturday, May 17th. I *should* have copies of Duty and Desire and Best Erotic Romance 2014 there. You’ll also be able to get Duty and Desire signed by Christine d’Abo and Cat Johnson who wrote the foreword. For Best Erotic Romance 2014, Lauren Dane who contributed the foreword and D.R. Slaten are scheduled to attend.

I’m not scheduled to be on any panels, and will probably most likely be hanging out in the bar or lobby or going to a few of the parties which friends are hosting. I’ll definitely be at the Pub Crawl, and there’s talk of a craft happy hour or the like on Tuesday evening. I’ll be knitting something πŸ˜€ Through the course of the conference, I plan on giving away homemade baked goods and will be announcing on Twitter the code word to acquire the deliciousness. If you’ll be there, I hope you’ll come up and say hi as I’d love to talk books with you!

Enlisted and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

As part of the mental recovery from the move (and the loss of my broadcast network channels since I didn’t get cable and my antenna only picks up the CW), I bought a Roku streaming stick. I was playing around with it and discovered that I could get the FoxNow channel which let me access almost the entire season of some of their shows. First (and I can’t believe I’m saying this), thank you to Fox for making that freely available! I decided to focus on Enlisted and Brooklyn Nine-Nine since I had seen and episode or two of each and had meant to go back and watch more. Both had actors I was predisposed to like (Keith David/Parker Young & Terry Crews), and Enlisted had the added benefit of major eye candy. What I hadn’t expected was how deep both of these shows were attempting. Even more so with Enlisted as it has all the hallmarks of Fox slating it for cancellation even before it aired (Friday night slot, mid-season replacement, airing shows out of order). To get the full benefit of how each shows’ writers have developed their characters in a nuanced manner, you need to watch the shows in order. And it is worth it. Worth. It. Think of this as my plea for everyone to watch both of these shows, but especially Enlisted. It deserves more of a chance than Fox is currently giving it. Especially considering that it deals with the topic of a soldier returning home and not quite sure how he fits in with his family and wider society. The humorous angle of the show gives its dramatic moments all the more stirring poignancy. Go. Watch. Now.

It’s alive!!!

For the most part πŸ™‚ I’m all moved into the new apartment and am mostly settled in. I’m still trying to get used to the new routine at the day job now that one coworker is retired as well as the new home routine. Frankly, the new couch has been working its magic and I’ve taken a few naps on it. I got the edits on Project Parietal back from my beta reader, so I’ll be spending the rest of the month digging into those. And preparing for RT in New Orleans! I’m so looking forward to signing there for the first time! Okay, back to those edits πŸ˜€

Vacation from the internet

This past weekend as I was feverishly working to clean my apartment so my landlord could begin showing it, I realized I was getting stressed out. The process of moving, while a very good thing as I’m heading to a bigger place, is by itself stressful. When compounded with the double-edged sword of a dayjob coworker retiring (Yay for coworker achieving goal! Eeps for realizing increased workload!) and attempting to finish the first draft of Project Femur and edits on Project Parietal, something has got to give. What is giving is regular posting. I will try to pop onto Twitter (@kmmaher) periodically if only to assure you I’m still alive, but my longer form posts here on the blog and on Facebook are going on hiatus until April. Rest assured that if any news does come down the pike, an exception will be made πŸ˜‰

Character research – living spaces

Something I’ve been giving a lot of thought to lately is how I’d furnish an empty apartment. I’m hopefully moving to a new place next month, and right now, the only furniture I have is my bed and a few bookshelves. I know, I know. What else do I need? And that’s the question. What is it that a person values? Especially when it comes to filling, or not, a limited living space. I love my bed, but I’ve found I need a better sitting/lounging space. Having dealt with a number of colds this season, one especially long-lasting, I really want to get a couch that has built-in recliners. I also value my work, so I need a good desk and work chair. A huge part of my life is being able to show the people in my life that I care for them with food. I’ve made do with my current set up, but having adequate prep space is a huge thing for me.

I’m also trying to limit the amount of clutter in my life, so I’m going to do my best to pare down the number of objects I own. Shockingly, this also includes books. I want to be able to house the books that I comprise my truly core collection. This means considerable culling of what I currently own. This won’t happen until next year as it’s all in storage and I need time to weed it. Moving into a place that I can create and have it reflect my personality fills me with anticipation and excitement. Even better, it’s a feeling that I can recreate with every story I write πŸ™‚

So, if you’re writing, or even reading, how do the characters’ living spaces show what they value?

Snow Day!

I’ve lost track of how many snow days we’ve had this winter. At least with this one, we really got hit with some good snow. I spent part of this morning digging a path to the street from my apartment door as well as digging out my car for the day trip I have planned on Saturday. This afternoon, I’m going to get my daily words written on Project Femur and then settle in for the rest of the time with an advanced reader’s copy that alter ego got and some hot chocolate. How do you spend your snow days if you get them?

Release of Best Erotic Romance 2014!

Yay!! My latest story is now in the wild! In Best Erotic Romance 2014, you’ll find a foreword by Lauren Dane (SQUEEE!!!), stories by Nikki Magennis, Victoria Blisse, Lucy Felthouse, Kristina Wright, and me among others!

My story, “Closing the Deal” features Julia and Paul, two coworkers who have an unresolved encounter to work out. And they get to do it in the tropical setting of St. Thomas πŸ˜€

Cover for Best Erotic Romance 2014. Features a man and woman embracing. The man only has on white underwear and the woman is wearing a sheer black bra and panties.

If you’re looking for some sexy reading for Valentine’s Day, you won’t do better than this anthology! You can buy it from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, ARE, Kobo or your favorite independent bookstore!