Kelly Maher
Holiday creep

As I was considering the myriad of topics which I could expound upon here, a commercial came on for a retail store advocating for you to do your Christmas shopping NOW! I have quite a few friends who are already done with their holiday shopping. I commend them for avoiding the holiday crowds. I’m one of those shoppers who only begins to vaguely think about shopping for Christmas gifts about now. I won’t really shop until about the second week of December. To me, that’s the perfect lull period between the Black Friday (and then some) frenzy and the “Oh God, Christmas is almost here!!!” scare shopping.

I love the holidays because it means time with my family. Goodwill seems to abound in the universe as the days grow shorter (in the northern hemisphere, at least) and approach the time of growing longer once again. In general, I consider it a happy time of year.

What I absolutely hate about the holidays is the notion that they need to start earlier and earlier every year. I don’t necessarily consider myself a purist, but I believe Christmas music should not be played on the radio until the day after Thanksgiving here in the States. A local station apparently started the day after Halloween. This year, a number of stores are opening on Thanksgiving Day. Not only in the evening (which is bad enough), but a few in the morning! I’m making a long list of stores I will not patronize for this reason. I love Christmas, but I don’t want to be sick of it weeks before the actual date!

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and more power to you! I’ll just be over here in the corner focusing on turkey and stuffing and remembering very young family members begin singing a toddler version of “Happy Birthday” as we lighted the table candles that one year because they had just learned to associate the lighting of candles with singing the song and then blowing out the flames. Happy times.

Production goals

Part of being able to produce the amount I’ve been able to produce in the last six months (over 160,000 words!!) is coming to know my production style. I’m a spewer of words. I only vaguely craft as I’m working my way through the first draft. If something catches my eye or mental ear as I’m typing, I’ll fix it then, otherwise I’ll worry about it in the revision stage. Periodically, I do go back. When I do, it’s almost always to add in words rather than delete. I have no problems deleting words. I’ve deleted whole chapters before. But that is *always* after the first draft is written. I need words on page. I need that high of writing “the end” when completing the first draft. I crave having something “done”. It’s what allows me to continue forward.

Coming to these realizations is not something I was able to do overnight. I spent a good six months, if not more, reflecting on what I wanted out of my writing career. Production goals are only one step of the whole, but they are the most vital step. If you do not produce, you have nothing to sell. In order to know what production goals to set for yourself, you must know what your overall career goals are. Once you have your overall goals, you can calibrate your other types of goals from there. Because there are certain things I want to be able to do in a few years which require a good deal of savings, I knew that I needed to significantly ramp up my production levels as I’ve not been the most prolific of authors in the past. I decided to “ease” into this goal by setting a very manageable target of writing 100,000 words in a year’s time. I even made a point to say “unedited”. Edited words were part of my second stage 🙂

Well, I’ve blown past my initial goal in half the time set. I now need to spend some more time reflecting on how to approach my upcoming writing schedule and readjust my goal structure. There are some external factors in play with regards to these, but if those external factors happen, I’ll readjust once again at that time. This is what any career is about: flexibility to see your way through to achieving your overall goals.


I’m not officially participating in Nanowrimo this year even though I’m registered since I decided to focus on writing *and* editing a novella. A novella is typically 25,000-30,000 words long, so significantly short of the 50,000 minimum for winning Nano. I’ve been at least signed up for Nano since my days of grad school. I won with the first draft of what eventually became End Balance in 2004.

I consider Nano to be a dual-edged sword. The year I won, I wanted nothing to do with writing for months afterward. I’d burned myself out. I seriously tried again the year after, but I recognized the beginning stages of burn out and I abandoned the project. I was not ready to write at that speed and have it be sustainable. I have always meant writing to be a second (and at times, third) income for myself. To have a steady income, you need a sustainable business model. Up until this last year, the pace needed to win Nano did not meet that criteria for me. This year, I think I could have easily won it, providing I was working on an appropriate project.

For the issues I had after winning Nano, at the end of the day, I did have a first draft of a story I was eventually able to go back and rewrite and revise and shape into a publishable manuscript. I think I cut at least a third, if not half, of the original draft of EB. Nano, for some people, is a means to write and nothing more. They do it for the love of writing, which is a fabulous thing. For other people, it’s a way to kickstart their work on a project they know is going to be longer, but they need the initial push to spew out the words.

Nano is what you make of it, but it is only one tool in the writer’s toolbox. If it isn’t getting the job done for you, use something else. Next year, I may work my writing schedule so I can dedicate November to a project of appropriate length and win once again. We’ll see. Are you doing Nano this year? Good luck if you are!

Project Parietal

Over on the sidebar, you may notice a new work in progress: Project Parietal (PP). PP is a hot contemporary novella with basketball, Paris, and art. There’s a few other things in there, too, but those are the biggies. I’m almost a quarter way through it and I’m about ready to tear my hair out. The words flowed when I first started writing it, and then yesterday, I may as well have been pulling teeth. Part of it was needing to look up and confirm a lot of stuff I vaguely remembered from history and art classes over the years. Thanks be to deity-of-choice the Louvre and Musée d’Orsay have interactive floor maps. I give the edge to the Louvre.

By the time I finish Project Parietal, hopefully by the end of this month, I will have written the first draft of a novel, written and edited two novellas, written and edited a short story as me, written and edited and self-published three short stories as alter alter ego, and started first draft seeds for a couple of other projects since June 1st. All of that will add up to around 170,000 words. This is blowing my mind. Comparing my productivity this year to any other year is comparing apples to oranges. I know I’m the most excited I’ve ever been about writing. Even when it’s painful the way it was yesterday. One of these days I’ll do a write up of how I got myself to this point. Maybe for Thanksgiving 🙂

Happy Halloween!!!

I hope you’re all having a great evening! We get very few trick or treaters in my neighborhood, and with the entrance to my apartment being very out of the way, I don’t give out candy. We did celebrate at work today, so I got my costume on 😀 What do you dress up for Halloween as if you celebrate?

Closing the Deal Excerpt

I’m still bouncing in my seat over the sale I announced on Friday! Closing the Deal features Julia and Paul, two co-workers who need to work out some non-co-workerly feelings for each other, and the island of St. Thomas is just the place to do so. Once they finish the business meetings they’re there for.

She’d made it only a couple of hundred feet down the path when she heard a bang behind her. She looked over her shoulder and saw it was her neighbor. Dark suit, short copper hair, a good half-foot taller than her even in the heels. Her eyes widened.


She turned back around and ran for the resort, not caring that her heels echoed with every step. The conference center loomed out of the vegetation as she rounded the corner. Through the glass walls she could see her boss and their vice president standing near the door. She paused to catch her breath. She was a professional. Inner turmoil had no place in international business.

Closing her eyes, she pictured the centering image her yoga instructor had taught her. Five seconds and she had herself in hand, her decidedly non-work colleague feelings for Paul shoved into a tiny mental box.

As the door opened as she approached, arctic air spilled out, cooling her down even further.

“Julia, there you are! Did you have a nice little vacation?” Her vice president was one of those guys who had gotten to his level due to a good dose of charm. At least he was one of the few who was as willing to dole out credit as to take it for himself.

“Yes, sir. Thank you. I’ve got all of the figures for the Monteblanca side of the deal ready.”

“Wonderful. Go on in and grab some grub. We’re still waiting on a few players.”

She nodded to her boss and did as directed. A tropical bounty was laid out on the side table. She picked at some fruit and eggs for protein. She glanced through the windows on the conference room door and saw Paul had arrived and been cornered by her boss. Taking advantage of his delay, she moved to the corner where another coworker already sat. As he was her counterpart for another section of this hydra of a deal, they compared notes as they ate.

Paul walked in to the room. Even though she tried to keep her body under control so not to draw his attention, her breath hitched. He was with her boss, so instead of making a bee line for her, he was herded to the buffet.

However, she’d underestimated him as he quickly filled his plate and distracted her boss by snagging another coworker before heading her way. There were no other unoccupied chairs in their corner, which was why she selected it. He made room anyway.

“Hey Dave. Do you mind if I sit next to Julia? There are some last minute projections I want to go over with her before we start.”

“Sure, man. Hey, want to hit the driving range when we’re done here?”

She bored a hole into the opposite wall with her gaze as she fought the compulsion to look at him.

“Maybe. I got in late last night and the jet lag’s still killing me. I may go for a swim in the ocean. Got to take advantage of being put up in a beachside villa.”

“Definitely. Catch you later. See you, Julia.”

“Later, Dave.” She waited until Paul sat and saw no one paying them much attention. “Did you have to sit there?”

He speared a piece of pineapple. Chewed it. “We need to talk.”

New sale!!

If you follow me on Twitter, you probably have already seen this news 🙂 Short Story B was accepted for publication! Its “real” title is Closing the Deal and will be a part of the Best Erotic Romance 2014 anthology edited by Kristina Wright! Something that I think is one of the coolest things ever is that Lauren Dane is writing the introduction! Alter ego has actually known Lauren for a number of years and I’m ecstatic to be included in anthology that she’s a part of. I seriously want to slap smiley faces on this post after each and every sentence! Also, isn’t this cover *fabulous*?!?

Cover for Best Erotic Romance 2014. Features a man and woman embracing. The man only has on white underwear and the woman is wearing a sheer black bra and panties.

If you want, you can pre-order it at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, Powell’s, or your favorite local bookstore! I’m doing such a happy booty shake right now! 😀

Television shows & fan fic

Last night I was talking with friends about how good this television season has been with hooking me into shows. I really am not a big “fiction” TV watcher as my attention span for them is pretty terrible. When I do watch fiction TV, it has tended to be sitcoms. This season, I am *so* into Sleepy Hollow. To the point where I’ve contemplated fan fiction. Not only seeking it out, but writing it! The only time I’ve ever come close to fan fic was sophomore year of high school where I basically wrote a spec script for Quantum Leap for an English class assignment. I had no freaking clue what I was doing, though I am periodically tempted to explore the world of screenwriting once again.

What I find funny, considering what I write, is that I’m not tempted to write sexy times shipping at all. What I want to write is the bits that the show’s writers gloss over or don’t even bother to gloss over. Like in last week’s episode where Irving all of a sudden decides “Yeah, Abbie, it’s perfectly fine for you to do this thing that I had earlier told you ‘no way in Hell’.” How did Abbie convince him? Really, the way the writing is going makes me think the staff has novels written for each episode, not just each season 🙂

The other show that I’m *very* intrigued by is Almost Human, another FOX show. Frankly, I’m shocked that FOX is doing such a good job with offering up shows that intrigue me. What new shows have caught your interest this season?

Back to work!

At the day job, that is 🙂 Alter ego works at a federal agency, so I’ve been part of the furlough. I’m glad to be back to work at the day job because it provides a lot of structure for planning my day. However, after being off for nearly three weeks, I need to get used to the alarm going off in the 6 o’clock hour again. This morning I hit the snooze button for a good hour and a half.

I am continuing on with the self-publishing project, and am now missing having the whole day to write since self-publishing includes so many more tasks beyond the writing. If anything, this project has confirmed for me that traditional publishing routes are what I want to pursue for longer projects. No matter the results of the venture of alter alter ego, I’m very glad I experimented with this publishing method. Thanks to the many panels I’ve listened to on this topic in the last year plus, I do feel that I was prepared for the challenges presented by self-publishing. However, there are also a lot of issues you will only stumble across as you attempt it. I’m very grateful for my friends (and alter ego’s friends) who have been so generous with their knowledge of self-publishing.

Question for the day: if you were unexpectedly off work for an extended period of time, what is the thing you would fear most on your return?

Balancing projects

Things have been very interesting for me in the last week. This weekend, I attended Capclave as alter ego. It was great as I saw quite a few friends I’ve made through romance, and made a few new friends. I’m definitely going to plan on going again next year.

As for writing, I’ve been working on a number of things. Issues with the day job hit at the very wrong time for me to start a new project when I had planned. That project, Metatarsal 1, has been put on the back burner. Since I want to keep the creative juices flowing, I’ve started outlining a non-Kelly project. I’m not sure if or when I’ll be starting the novel itself, but it’s an idea that I need to outline. Something else I’ve also started doing is experimenting with self-publishing under a different pseudonym. Yes, I have taken on an alter alter ego 🙂 The reason I want to keep the self-publishing separate from Kelly is in case it tanks. I have high hopes for it otherwise I wouldn’t do it. However, if my hopes aren’t meant, then I want to keep this identity in the clear for future publishing success. Ah, the joys of the business of publishing! Have you picked up any self-published stories lately? What were they about?

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